If you are truly serious about the hallowed heritage and the precious annals of these United States, you may wish to stay far, far away from Booth Playhouse next week. That's because the Reduced Shakespeare Company is bringing us their irreverent COMPLETE HISTORY OF AMERICA (ABRIDGED) for a six-day engagement. If you witnessed the devastation wreaked by these three cultural guerillas upon All the Great Books in 2005 at Spirit Square, you're pre-sold on RSC's encore desecration. Choose among evening performances Tuesday, MARCH 6 through Saturday at 8 p.m. or the getaway Sunday matinee at 3 p.m. Opening night tickets are all $20, with prices rising to $29.50-$34.50 for the remainder of the run. Call 704-372-1000.