OK, picture this: Dita Von Teese gets it on with Criss Angel (Not really! It's just a thought). Can you imagine how they would foreplay? The Pretty Things Peep Show is exactly how I would picture it. It features vintage-style burlesque dancers, as well as popular SuicideGirls Bettina May and go-go Amy. The jaw-dropping excitement abounds with a gal by the name of Miss Heather Holliday, who will fire-eat, sword-swallow, and whip-crack herself into your mind by the show's end. So, come on out to Milestone to be aroused, amazed, or disturbed by this special "peep" show. One thing's for sure: By the time you leave, it will have pinned its mark on you. For more information on the Pretty Things Peep Show, visit www.prettythingsproductions.com. $8-$12. 8 p.m. Milestone, 3400 Tuskaseegee Rd. www.themilestoneclub.com.