"But these people are breaking the law! Why shouldn't they be deported?"

Gee, why didn't we think of that? WFAE host Mike Collins is such a sharp thinker on complex issues like immigration; if he works real hard, he might one day be able to replace WBT blowhard Keith Larson.

House Defies Bush and Backs McCain on Detainee Torture

Finally, the pols are just ignoring the annoying little Texas frat boy.

SOUTHPARK RESIDENTS UPSET ABOUT "TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE" CONDOS

Even the $800K price tag doesn't save these condos from NIMBYism.

BUSH TAKES RESPONSIBILITY FOR FAULTY WMD INFO

Next shocking admission: Oil may have been factor in administration's desire for war.

JIM BLACK ADMITS HE SHOWED POOR JUDGMENT

A recent graduate of the GWB School of Admitting the Obvious.

BUSH COMPARES WAR TO U.S. FOUNDING, ACKNOWLEDGES MORE THAN 30,000 IRAQIS KILLED

Analogy might work if French had killed tens of thousands of colonists to "help" us.

60 Minutes' MIKE WALLACE Questions WHETHER BUSH IS QUALIFIED TO BE President; Son CHRIS WALLACE of FOX News QUESTIONS his father's Sanity

Nothing wrong with Dad's faculties on this matter, Chris, but it must have been tough for him raising a mentally challenged son.