Marching toward ecological disaster: "You can buy 'green products' until you turn green yourself, but if Duke Energy keeps on belching out carbon dioxide to beat the band, it won't matter."

Crossing the line: "Anytime you team up with a Republican (John McCain) to attack your Democratic opponent, you have crossed the line. Quite frankly, I am officially disgusted with this exhausting process and cannot stand behind Clinton's tactics. She may win the nomination, but she has lost this voter."

Turns out I won the nomination two months ago! "So today I declared that I'm leading the popular vote. And I didn't just flat out declare it, I channeled my inner 5-year-old to make the announcement: 'I'm very proud that as of today, I have received more votes by the people who have voted than anyone else.' And if I may add ... nana-nana-boo-boo."

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