Jon Lovitz

When: Thu., Aug. 2, 8 p.m., Fri., Aug. 3, 8 & 10:15 p.m. and Sat., Aug. 4, 7 & 9:30 p.m. 2012

He's taken heat for slamming President Obama, even though he voted for the guy. Yes, former Saturday Night Live funnyman Jon Lovitz is a pissed-off Democrat who doesn’t think taxes should be raised on his hard-earned moolah. He says the U.S. teaches, "You can do anything you want," then in return gives achievers a big, fat "Fuck you!" Calm down, Lovitz. You still have showbiz to keep the bank account flowing. He stops in Charlotte for three days at The Comedy Zone.

Anita Overcash

Price: $25-$30