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Marinate on that idea and consider that, at the end of the day, when Richie rails on photos, most of the time, it is pretty much what we -- in maybe the most adolescent corners of our mind -- were thinking anyway.

So what's next for the asshole? I couldn't say where that special breed of Homo sapien is going next -- we've already seen a few douches in the White House -- but Richie is busy plotting his next move.

"There's a whole bunch of things we have in the works. We're looking to create a social network for The Dirty Army. We're doing these events (ala his appearance at Cans and Luna Lounge last week) ... our clothing line, we want to get into stores across the United States. The brand itself is going to take off."

Whatever happens, I'll be watching. And so, probably, will you. One thing's for sure: I better not ever see my damn picture on TheDirty! I'm just saying ...