"It's great, I was getting tired of hearing about jobs and deficits and war and Halliburton. I mean, hel-lo? Let's keep moving, people."
Rental Property Manager
"We should all just keep talking about it for the next five years, then all the gay people will be married anyhow and the whole thing will die out."
Real Estate Agent
"Funny you should ask. Lloyd and I are packing up and moving to San Francisco, so. . . sayonara, you goobs."
"I fully support the President and his amendment idea. In fact, any little ole thought that runs through the President's head should be turned into a Constitutional amendment."