Car lovers pimp their rides, MySpace addicts pimp their profile, and gnome lovers -- yes -- pimp their gnomes! NoDaRioty presents Pimp My Gnome Live Auction. This mythical auction will consist of 25 clay garden gnomes that have been transformed into works of art by 25 local artists. NoDaRioty pimped and displayed their gnomes in shops and galleries up and down N. Davidson St. during the May 2 Gallery Crawl -- thank god no "johns" were arrested for soliciting gnomes. Come adopt, bid -- hell, come take a gnome home! Proceeds will fund future NoDa public art projects and events. Free. 7 p.m. The Neighborhood Theatre, 511 E. 36th St. www.nodarioty.com.