"Personally, I like it that he's such a casual guy. And you just know he's got to be a reggae fan, too."
"It's pretty ironic, considering how many former users have been driven back to drugs since he became President."
"You watch - the price of good bud is gonna go way up. And do you think he cares? Hell, no, he's loaded."
"I put a bundle on the bong industry. I bet it goes through the roof. Now that's inspiring leadership."