Everyone's favorite blue collar bad boy is back to make you pee your pants. That's right, Larry the Cable Guy is truckin' into town with some knee slappin' laughs. The star of the newly released comedy Witless Protection is sure to give you "the walkin' farts" tonight but it will sure as hell be worth every stinking one. So shave that back of yours and tighten them nipple clips 'cuz "I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!" 5 p.m. $43.75. Ovens Auditorium, 2700 E. Independence Blvd. 704-372-3600.