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Charlotte to welcome 'Talent'

Question raised: Seriously, do we need this crap?



America's Got Talent, NBC's desperate answer to American Idol, is coming to Charlotte to hold auditions -- more like dignity lobotomies -- on Feb. 2 at The Blake Hotel, 555 S. McDowell St. Here's something to ponder while we hold our breaths:

If The Beatles appeared out of the ether today without their 'scouse accents, could they win one of these televised talent shows? Would Bob Dylan at any point in his career even make it through an audition? What about James Brown? Hank Williams? Neil Young? How about more current fare: Thom Yorke, Beck or Bjork? Would any survive the blinkered judgment of D-list heathen like David Hasselhoff or Sharon Osborne, and an audience infatuated with Clay Aiken clones?

Far as we can tell, these competitions aren't about talent, but puerile drama. Uniqueness is not only discouraged, it runs counter-intuitive; it's allowed in the door only as a punching bag for snickering has-beens and couch-molded viewers living out playground bully revenge fantasies. (Seriously, what kind of judgment would a sickly, snot-nosed dervish like Johnny Rotten earn? Death?)

Rather, the formula affirms a few recognizable types so audiences can box them into familiar non-threatening genres (mapped out on FM radio dials across America), making it less mentally taxing to choose between cute yowling soul singer No. 64 and totally cute Nashville-ready crooner No. 249.

This is what passes for democracy these days; we pick our presidents in virtually the same fashion. Shows like America's Got Talent are the fruit of a market-driven, Least Common Denominator culture, where Nielsen ratings trump talent, accountants run record labels, audiences can't think critically and historical context of any kind has the cachet of a venereal disease.

So, while we'd like to see Charlotte's progeny of Dylan, Pavement or Public Enemy blow minds at these upcoming auditions, we can't in good conscience encourage it. Unless it's just for shits and giggles, of course -- then by all means, have at it, and may the safest candidate win!

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