Arts projects my ass. We don't need another damn museum downtown, we need a racin' ... um ... museum.
"Just combine the two and let local artists reproduce their work on the drivers' cars. I tell you, the Warholian implications of the Tide car have always fascinated me."
"You mean some people would rather watch ear-splitting-loud cars go around in circles than listen to Wagner? Hmm, come to think of it, I would, too."
"Easy - the NASCAR museum can include a special building for art exhibits. Call it Imagin'At Shit!"