As you all know, Creative Loafing's Boomer With Attitude columnist John Grooms has a lot to say. He takes to ranting on everything from politicians to, well, pretty much anyone and anything that gets in his head. It should come as no surprise then that he's gone and penned his thoughts to paper, with his latest book, Deliver Us From Weasels, which contains a diverse collection of his essays and musings. He'll read and sign the book on Dec. 11 at Park Road Books. Free. 6:30 p.m. Park Road Books, 4139 Park Rd. 704-525-9239. www.parkroadbooks.com.