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Love Is Strange: Loud arguing among residents at a motel prompted a neighbor to call the cops. When an officer arrived, a man told him that during a fierce argument, the loud man had hit his girlfriend in the ear with a beer bottle. In retaliation, the man's girlfriend hit him over the head with a wire coat hanger and cut him above his eye. However, the couple, who had dated for nine years, denied hitting each other and refused to take legal action.
Insult To Injury: Someone drove a car through the wall of a woman's apartment, after which a city building inspector deemed her home unfit to occupy. Following the advice of her landlord, who promised that her belongings would be safe despite the gaping hole, the woman sought shelter away from her home for one night, leaving all her possessions unattended. Well, guess what. When she returned the next morning to check on her home, she discovered that thieves had plundered the apartment and taken $2,000 worth of clothes and electrical appliances.
Pit Stop: A young man walked into a convenience store, bought a pack of cigarettes and then began wandering around the store. When he tried to leave, the clerk noticed that the customer's pants were bulging in front. He stopped the man and called police, but failed to lock the door. In the meantime, the customer pulled some candy bars, two beers and a big bag of Cheetos out of the front of his pants, hit the clerk, picked up the beers again, and scooted out the door.
File Cabinet of Mass Destruction: While traveling down an interstate, a man ran over a file cabinet, which he hadn't noticed sitting in the middle of the road. The file cabinet punctured the gas tank of his Mercedes and disabled the car. As he waited for police to arrive, two other cars ran over the file cabinet and got flat tires. After an officer arrived to assist the drivers, the owner of the file cabinet returned to claim it.
A Feat for Houdini: A badgering caller threatened to twist beyond common lengths to injure a middle-aged man. The man reported that the heckler repeatedly threatened him by saying, "If you put the phone down, I will come through the phone."
What a package!: A storeowner stated that a man came into his store, concealed eight or nine bottles of wine in his pants and left the store without paying. The man then drove away. It's not known whether he removed the bottles of wine from his pants before driving.
One Mean Mother. . . .: A threat was communicated to a woman at her home. The threatener said, "I'm going to get you, bitch. I'm going to have my mother come and fuck you up." The threatenee stated that she believes the threat will be carried out because this particular mother has come to her job before to try to scare her.
Hot Head: While attempting to breathe fire out of his mouth, a man caught his face and head on fire.
Origins Unknown: A discarded automatic teller machine was found behind a nightclub.
Family Values: A woman who is separated from her husband let her children spend some time with her mother-in-law. When Granny brought the kids home, the two women began to argue, with the mother-in-law yelling at the woman for leaving her son. Soon, the argument became so heated that a fight started, during which the mother-in-law choked the children's mother.
A FISHY THREAT: The following message was left on a man's answering machine by an unknown person: "I'm going to beat you up for hitting my dog; and I'm going to hit you with a trout. I'm going to steal your car, lazy boy, and take your job."
YOU MIGHT FEEL A SLIGHT PRICK: A man's wife decided there was no better time to slap him hard in the face than while he was giving blood.
SET THE BEST EXAMPLE: A sleepover held by two young girls went downhill one evening when they began to argue. After hearing about it, the girls' mothers decided to take action and teach their daughters the proper way to settle a dispute. This, however, also went downhill as the two mothers assaulted each other after words ere exchanged over how to discipline the children.
EXTENSION OF MY LOVE: A boyfriend and girlfriend got into an argument one evening. The spat turned violent and erupted into a fight during which the man grabbed the woman by her hair weave and tossed her to the floor.
