Q: So how do you feel about sausages?
A: I love sausages. Err ... that is ... I'm talking about the edible type. Uh ... I mean ... I'm referring to the ones made out of pork. Well, what I'm trying to say is ... oh, get your mind out of the gutter! Anyway, all puns aside, my hometown (Gary, Ind.) has a large immigrant population (Polish, Lithuanian, etc.), so I've always had access to really authentic, tasty-ass sausages. So, if you know of any shops in Charlotte that sell high-quality, phallic-shaped goodies, shoot me an e-mail.