* That madcap crew in city government managed to reach new levels of both incompetence and spinelessness in the same week. And yes, the Hornets were involved. While approving the city's official cave-in on the arena question, city council included a proviso stating that the arena was contingent on the Hornets having new owners. When NBA honchos got all pissy about it, local "leaders," realizing they had accidentally gone against the wishes of a corporate bigshot (any corporate bigshot will do), backpedaled so rapidly, they created a whirlwind that caused numerous car crashes in the downtown area and blew the crosses off a few church steeples. "Gee, I hope their feelings weren't hurt," said councilwoman Lynn Wheeler. "I'd hate for them to think I'd vote against anyone with lots of money. I was just distracted by that terrible gold medal tragedy at the Olympics."
* Something rotten in Georgia. . . People gasped and made "ooh, gross" faces at the news that a crematorium in north Georgia had been storing or throwing away corpses for years rather than burning them. Relatives of the deceased had received urns with ashes made of burned wood chips and dirt. Tri-State Crematory operator Ray Marsh, speaking from jail, reacted by saying, "What's the big deal? It's not like I denied them a gold medal or anything."
Quote of the Week: "All we want is a level paying field." According to the New York Times, this classic Freudian slip was uttered by a very tired Republican congressman near the end of the debate preceding the passage of a ban on soft money in political campaigns.