I have been writing about my dating life for the past few years here in the Queen City — or lack thereof rather. Well, apparently, my dating life in Charlotte has been so pathetic that it warranted my appearance on a national dating show where I swap cities with another woman.

The show, Holidate, like the movie Holiday with Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet, sent me to Chicago to find love.

Tune in to SOAP.net on Wednesday night to see how well that worked out for me. I felt like The Bachelorette, serial dating and all ... but sorry to disappoint you, I did not make out with anyone, cry, throw a temper tantrum or get into a catfight while filming this show. I am proud to report that I am not a Flavor of — or Rock of — Love girl.

Although I can almost guarantee one scene will make Talk Soup.

In fact US Weekly described me as "bubbly," which to me is comical considering I have coined the term bubbly as a more polite, lady-like synonym for gassy ... that said, did US Weekly call me gassy?

Tune into SOAPnet (channel 189 on Time Warner Charlotte) Wednesday at 10 p.m. to see Charlotte on national television ... oh, and to make fun of me. There will be a viewing party at Blackfinn.