Real lap dances, fake money



A man is facing federal charges for slipping fake $10 and $20 bills to strippers at Club Onyx.

According to The Charlotte Observer, Derrick Moore was indicted on Wednesday for sticking the counterfeit cash in strippers' g-strings.

Moore faces charges of with uttering, or presenting, as well as passing counterfeit obligations or securities. It was not immediately known whether Moore has been arrested.

I can't help but wonder, when did the stripper know the money was fake — before or after the ink ran down her leg?

And is Moore such a regular at Onyx that the dancer(s) knew for sure he had given the phoney money?