They always said the freaks were in church

by

comment

A recent article posted on MSNBC.com says that "spiritual women have more sex."

women-with-spiritual-healing

Somebody actually needed to do a study to prove this? Why are there so many kids running around churches? Because people are having a lot of sex and making a lot of babies. I'm sure you didn't think it was because these church folks were saving the babies they stopped from being aborted.

According to a research measure known as the Spiritual Transcendence Scale, those qualities are connectedness, universality and prayer fulfillment. But the data found that of the three, connectedness plays the largest role in spiritual sexuality and leads to more sex with more partners, often without the use of condoms.

Bristol Palin anyone?

So, the lesson here is if you're looking for some nookie, skip the club and go to church or a temple.

Add a comment