Four things single women should keep handy




You're young, free and sexy.

So, you need a freak kit. This kit should be kept close to you at all times because you never know when you're going to need it.

Here are the five things you should keep in said kit:

  1. A fresh pair of lacy panties. Let's say you've been at work all day and you get a call from that guy wanting to do dinner at 5:30 p.m. You're not going to have time to go home and change. (Hopefully you dress cute every day) Freshening up your underwear gives you more confidence.
  2. Soap and a wash cloth. Putting clean panties on a tart body is like putting lipstick on a pig -- it still stinks.
  3. Condoms. Get a box of twelve just to be safe.
  4. A vibrator. Just in case you have to f**k yourself. Hey, it happens.

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