On the off chance that you're not a NASCAR fan and you plan to skip your cousin John's cook out this weekend, why not curl up with a book or two that will get you hot and bothered in a very sexy way.
Yes, Sir: Erotic Stories of Female Submission. This book is described as:
How bad do you want to be bound, gagged, spanked, or slapped? How bad to you want to have your hair pulled, your nipples clamped, your body strung up? How bad do you want to pant, gasp, scream, and squirm? How bad do you want to turn over some part of yourself to a man just dying to strip you bare and take you somewhere you've never been? Here you'll find all sorts of women for whom their own personal "Sir"s (or Masters or Daddies) hold the reins to their erotic pleasure. For them, saying yes (or a bratty, defiant "no" for which they'll be duly punished) is as powerful as a good, hard smack on the ass. They give up control in all kinds of ways, from letting their doms decide who theyll fuck to when theyll come to which color panties are acceptable and which arent. Playing at "Sir," let's these players take their kinky to a whole new level. Contributors include Gwen Masters, Amanda Earl, Teresa Noelle Roberts and Nikki Magennis.
Lust: Erotic Fantasies for Women. This book is described as:
All day and night, our minds run through delicious possibilities a silky hand beckoning us into the VIP lounge; a stranger in the backseat; the hunky FedEx driver bringing his package to the door not to mention our own lascivious memories. Lust is a collection of erotica by and for women, a fierce and joyous celebration of female desire and the triple-X trouble it gets us into. In Kay Jaybees Tied to the Kitchen Sink, a birthday boy finds his present nude except for tall, high-heeled boots happily devoted to domestic duties. Maria Grigoriadiss Pleasant Surprise shows what can happen when you knock on the wrong apartment door without your panties. And Bonnie Dees Ripe Fruit teasingly elaborates the sweet, sticky encounter of a soap opera idol and a fruit-stand employee on a stretch of rural roadside. Let the witty and provocative Violet Blue, best-selling writer, sex columnist for the San Francisco Chronicle and host of the popular podcast Open Source Sex, lead you down a primrose path to a forest of wicked, lustful surprises.
Enchanted: Erotic Bedtime Stories for Women. This book is described as:
Allow yourself to be drawn into a fantasy world like no other . . . where a beautiful princess is seduced into a love triangle with a handsome prince and her winsome maid . . . where a mysterious gentleman's young bride is deliciously disciplined for her unchecked curiosity . . . where a naive daughter is married off to a beast of a man whose carnal appetites awaken her budding desire . . .
With a unique and decidedly adult twist on thirteen classic fairy tales, Nancy Madore intrigues and arouses with her titillating, sizzling anthology of erotic stories guaranteed to keep you up late into the night.
You'll never look at fairy tales the same way again.