If you ever need a good laugh, check out the personal ads on Craigslist. They're usually desperate-sounding, smut-filled and sometimes thinly veiled attempts at prostitution.
Here are few choice ads I found today (and yes these are from the Charlotte edition of Craigslist):
Trying to Get Fucked this weekend - w4m - 22
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-17, 8:34PM EDT
Me and a friend are coming to Charlotte this weekend and we have a really nice suite, and I wanna make sure I get fucked really good. Send me your pic and you will get one from me, make sure to send a picture of your face too =]
looking for a few good men - w4m - 23 (Charlotte and surrounding)
Reply to: email@example.com [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-17, 11:33PM EDT
I'm a 23 year old SBF who is in need. I'm 5"2' and 115 lbs, chocolate with a nice ass and a very erotic imagination. I LOVE MEN! All shapes, sizes, and colors. There is nothing that I can't/won't do...I'm looking for a few good men to help me out and allow me to completely turn them out...I'm very good with my tongue, I guess you could say that I have an oral fixation...I love it!! I'm looking for men who are generous and have a large appetite for chocolate!