Penis- and vagina-shaped bottles filled with perfume

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The Smell of Sex

A company is selling perfume for men and women in bottles shaped like the genitals of men and women.

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According to Blackbookmag.com the scents are:

Billed as a "new wave of Erotic Art in Perfumery,” "Europe's leading Crystal Artist" Emeshel is launching a premium line of men’s and women’s fragrances whose bottles are designed to mimic male and female genitalia. The five ladyflower flavors ("Nubia") evoke various fruits and spices, not to mention "oil of bergamot." The man-scent ("Rajul") is strangely coy about content, saying only the smeller is "touched by the fragrance of the wet wind and the endless water."

The bottles are on the erotic side but the description of the scents leaves much to be desired. Who wants to shag a man who smells like wet wind and water? And by the way, what the hell does "wet wind" smell like?

And oil of bergamot? That sounds like something used in a spell to make your ex’s genitalia swell to the size of a basketball or in the case of a woman, a football.


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