You couldn’t make up a sex story like this one if you were a bestselling author.

A man in Ohio is in jail after he shot his wife during sex.

According to WLTW.com:

Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest.

Yes, there are some weirdly shaped dildos, but I don’t think there’s one that’s shaped like a pistol.

Havens’s wife, Carolyn, is in critical condition, according to the news report.

She also had protective order against Timothy Havens.

It makes you wonder if sex with an ex is even worth it.