I found the Dunce of the Week, and it's barely Monday.

• towerload.com

Pastor Charles L. Worley, of Providence Baptist Church in Maiden, wants to enclose "homosexuals, queers and lesbians" in an electric fence and leave them there to starve. Well, maybe "drop some food" for the lesbians. According to towerload.com:

"I figured a way to get rid of all the lesbians and queers," he says in his sermon, delivered on May 13. "Build a great, big, large fence - 150 or 100 mile long - put all the lesbians in there... Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can't get out... And you know what, in a few years, they'll die."

I don't know about y'all, but I'm scared of the varmint Tuesday's going to drag in.

Read more (and watch the video of his sermon) here.