As Pam Spaulding of Pam’s House Blend blog succinctly describes it, “This comes from the land of 'You can’t make this shit up.'” Former U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum is the rabidly anti-gay presidential candidate who placed third in Saturday’s S.C. GOP primary. He has already been the subject (aka the butt) of sexual jokes, most notably the coining of a new noun based on his family name, which created the senator’s famous “Google problem.” Now, as revealed by Daily Kos writer Scott Wooledge on Twitter, Santorum has started a new fundraising group called — ready? — Conservatives United Moneybomb, or, for short, C.U.M. I didn’t know anyone was still this clueless, but you’ve got to hand it to Santorum: He’s probably going to raise big wads of cash, hand over fist.