Oh, Mustang Sally, mayor of Creative Loafing's sex and love blog Bangtown, is a dirty girl. Here are her five gift recommendations for those on your list who are a little more "bedroom-minded," if ya know what I'm saying. Enjoy!

• Santa’s Lil Helper Spot Vibe ($11.55) and Old Saint Prick Santa Vibe ($6.18). Nothing gets you in the holiday spirit like a Santa Claus vibrator — it's a fun way to make someone say "oh, oh, oh."

• Rudolph the Red Nosed Penis. [Men’s Reindeer Thong, $9.95, ] This gift will make the receiver view Rudolph with new joy and pleasure. You can best believe that hearing Rudolph on the radio will make her think of you.

• Clear Holiday Snowman Glass Dildo by RubyGlass21, ($24) from YourAdultTreasures.com. A glass dildo is the ultimate gift that keeps giving because you can share this sex toy with the giver as long as you keep it clean.

• Nothing shows more holiday spirit like this Nutcracker costume by Forplay. Available at The Red Door, in this costume, you can play out your most exotic holiday fantasy.

• For the book lover in your life, give Erotic French Postcards by Alexandre Dupouy, Philippe Jaenada, Serge Joncour, because the best sex starts in the mind.