Shut up, already, please? Sure, immigration and the economics behind it are Very Important Issues. But the Sheeple-like animus toward anyone whose knowledge of Latin culture is more nuanced than a Taco Bell menu is so, like, 2006. Get over it already. And while we’re on the subject, here’s how we could “solve” local immigration problems: Hire people who are here illegally to work as NASCAR pit crew members. That ought to keep the bigots occupied.