Leo Ramsey
Software Designer
"It's a great victory for skinny infielders, and players who only hit bloop singles, everywhere."
Software Designer
"It's a great victory for skinny infielders, and players who only hit bloop singles, everywhere."
Janey Nilshoople
Orthopedist
"I'm glad Congress found something to do now that they've solved all the rest of the country's urgent problems."
Geneva J. Swinson
Seamstress
"If this doesn't teach players not to take stuff that'll destroy their liver, rot their brain and shrink their balls, I don't know what will."
Don Daigleman
Human Resources
"I think there are more important issues for them to address - like sucking up to religious nuts in Florida."