In exchange for being a judge for the final round of Boots and Bikinis tonight at Whisky River, I was given one of the last pair of coveted tickets to the damn-near sold-out Bret Michaels concert there tomorrow night.

But I am leaving to go back to where I came from tomorrow (as in small town, Virginia) to give thanks and eat myself into a turkey coma. So, I am giving mine away to you, my readers. Because I am grateful for you, and I am giving thanks in addition to tickets! And I like you. But in order to win you have to at least 'like' me back ... it's only fair. Drop me a line via that page (the line being your full name) and I'll draw a winner at 5 p.m. today and announce it on my page.

Today is the last chance to get tickets, so get on it ... here.

It will be sold out by tonight, but they're giving away one final pair of tickets at the bikini contest ... and if you're lucky a girl in a bikini will give them to you.

You might be able to tell from me looking like I'm deliberating some sort of math equation in the background, I take my role as judge very seriously. I judge on personality and brains. For starters, the contest says "Boots and Bikinis" ... so why do most of the contestants wear stripper shoes?