Backpage.com is what Craigslist used to be — among other things, a haven for "escorts" who are seeking "donations" for good causes. Today's comedy comes from one such local escort named LuNa.

Raven haired beauty, passionate in everything that I do, I am the real deal. All photos are 100% accurate and current. I am committed to giving you the utmost best to satisfy your mental and physical pleasure. I offer fun filled exciting sessions with no bs or drama. I am experienced in providing you the quality you deserve. Feel free to call at *** *** **** and remember ask for the one and only LuNa. I will also accept donations for a good cause please feel free to ask for details.

She's such a great housekeeper ... as you can tell from the background of the photo.